1. Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko - Played by the incomparable Phil Silvers
    Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko - Played by the incomparable Phil Silvers
  2. Colonel John 'Jack' Hall - Played by Paul Ford
    Colonel John 'Jack' Hall - Played by Paul Ford
  3. Captain Barker - Played by Nick Saunders
    Captain Barker - Played by Nick Saunders
  4. Captain/Doctor Adams (aka Masters) - Played by Nelson Olmsted
    Captain/Doctor Adams (aka Masters) - Played by Nelson Olmsted
  5. Lieutenant Johnson / Sgt Baycher - Played by Bob Hastings
    Lieutenant Johnson / Sgt Baycher - Played by Bob Hastings
  6. Lieutenant Rocksberry - Played by Dina Merrill
    Lieutenant Rocksberry - Played by Dina Merrill
  7. The Chaplain - Played by John Gibson
    The Chaplain - Played by John Gibson
  8. Sergeant Harry Birch - Played by Frederick O'Neal
    Sergeant Harry Birch - Played by Frederick O'Neal
  9. Sergeant J.J. Covington - Played by Keefe Brasselle
    Sergeant J.J. Covington - Played by Keefe Brasselle
  10. Sergeant Joan Hogan - Played by Elisabeth Fraser
    Sergeant Joan Hogan - Played by Elisabeth Fraser
  11. Sergeant Mike Kennedy - Played by George Kennedy
    Sergeant Mike Kennedy - Played by George Kennedy
  12. Sergeant Rupert Ritzik - Played by Joe E. Ross
    Sergeant Rupert Ritzik - Played by Joe E. Ross
  13. Corporal Rocco Barbella - Played by Harvey Lembeck
    Corporal Rocco Barbella - Played by Harvey Lembeck
  14. Corporal Egan - Played by Johnny Seven
    Corporal Egan - Played by Johnny Seven
  15. Corporal Steve Henshaw - Played by Allan Melvin
    Corporal Steve Henshaw - Played by Allan Melvin
  16. Corporal Edwin C. Honergan / Ed Honnegar - Played by Fred Gwynne
    Corporal Edwin C. Honergan / Ed Honnegar - Played by Fred Gwynne
  17. Private Swiffington Bilko / Hank Lumpkin - Played by Dick Van Dyke
    Private Swiffington Bilko / Hank Lumpkin - Played by Dick Van Dyke
  18. Private Duane Doberman - Played by Maurice Gosfield
    Private Duane Doberman - Played by Maurice Gosfield
  19. Private Gander - Played by Tige Andrews
    Private Gander - Played by Tige Andrews
  20. Private Wally Gunther - Played by Orson Bean
    Private Wally Gunther - Played by Orson Bean
  21. Private Steve Nagy - Played by Pat Hingle
    Private Steve Nagy - Played by Pat Hingle
  22. Private Fielding Zimmerman - Played by Mickey Freeman
    Private Fielding Zimmerman - Played by Mickey Freeman
  23. WAC Polly Porter - Played by Peggy Cass
    WAC Polly Porter - Played by Peggy Cass
  24. Bud Chapman - Played by Joey Faye
    Bud Chapman - Played by Joey Faye
  25. Harry Harris - Played by Morey Amsterdam
    Harry Harris - Played by Morey Amsterdam
  26. Mike / Bruno - Played by Al Lewis
    Mike / Bruno - Played by Al Lewis
  27. Patsy the Bookmaker / Lonesome Sam - Played by Paul Lipson
    Patsy the Bookmaker / Lonesome Sam - Played by Paul Lipson
  28. Stack Suzie - Played by Julie Newmar
    Stack Suzie - Played by Julie Newmar
  29. Swooning Lady - Played by Lucille Ball
    Swooning Lady - Played by Lucille Ball
  30. Mrs Gloria Whitney - Played by Charlotte Rae
    Mrs Gloria Whitney - Played by Charlotte Rae
  31. Guest star - Played by Diana Dors
    Guest star - Played by Diana Dors
  32. Guest star - Played by Sam Snead
    Guest star - Played by Sam Snead
  33. Guest star - Played by Kay Kendall
    Guest star - Played by Kay Kendall
  34. Guest star - Played by Yogi Berra
    Guest star - Played by Yogi Berra
  35. Show Scriptwriter Neil Simon
    Show Scriptwriter Neil Simon
  36. Private Stash Kadowski - Played by Karl Lukas
    Private Stash Kadowski - Played by Karl Lukas
  37. Nat Hiken - Creator, writer and genius
    Nat Hiken - Creator, writer and genius
  38. Private Lester Mendleson - Played by Gerald Hiken
    Private Lester Mendleson - Played by Gerald Hiken
  39. Bopster / The Crying Sailor - Played by Larry Storch
    Bopster / The Crying Sailor - Played by Larry Storch
  40. Private Claude Dillingham - Played by Walter Cartier
    Private Claude Dillingham - Played by Walter Cartier