1. Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko (Phil Silvers)
    Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko (Phil Silvers)
Freeze
Hey-a-hey-up!
Look alive!
Roll call
  1. Colonel John 'Jack' Hall (Paul Ford)
    Colonel John 'Jack' Hall (Paul Ford)
  2. Private Duane Doberman (Maurice Gosfield)
    Private Duane Doberman (Maurice Gosfield)
Shame
What is he up to?
But sarge....
  1. Sergeant Rupert Ritzik (Joe E. Ross)
    Sergeant Rupert Ritzik (Joe E. Ross)
  2. Sergeant Stanley Sowici (Harry Clark)
    Sergeant Stanley Sowici (Harry Clark)
  3. Sergeant Quentin Q. Benton (George Mathews)
    Sergeant Quentin Q. Benton (George Mathews)
I knew it
Shaddup!
SHEDDERPP!
Ooh! Ooh!
  1. Private Montana Morgan (Wynn Pearce)
    Private Montana Morgan (Wynn Pearce)
  2. Lula Belle (Joyce Gladmond)
    Lula Belle (Joyce Gladmond)
  3. TV Comic Buddy Bickford (Danny Dayton)
    TV Comic Buddy Bickford (Danny Dayton)
​YAH-hoooooooooo!
Hush up!
I-Dee-Dee-Dee-
Dee-Doo'